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Jokes-Tips-Advice My mom lost her credit card today, she accused everyone of taking it and got everyone really stressed, a family friend asked her, after an hour of looking, if it was in her bra.
Long behold she pulled it out and we all laughed at her.
We never found that card..

Jokes-Tips-Advice An Englishman , a Scottishman and an Irishman all go for a job at a pet shop.
The interviewer tells all three that they can have a job if they can sing a song that includes a dog in the lyrics.
The Englishman sings “How much is that Doggy in the window”, the Scottishman sings “You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” , and Paddy sings “Strangers in the night. ….. Scooby doo be doo be doo..”