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Jokes-Tips-Advice When I was young my Grandad used to tell me this rhyme.
“See my finger? See my thumb?
See my fist? You’d better run!”
Which is ironic, as even if I ran he still fisted me.

Jokes-Tips-Advice When I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant, I realised something was hideously wrong.
Mum told me she’d hit the menopause.