Jokes-Tips-Advice I phoned the BBC and asked if Pudsey Bear could give me a donation, I said, “My legs are totally usless, I find it difficult to string a coherent sentence together and find it really hard to keep my food and drink down!”
They said, “To qualify for a grant we need to know how the money will be used?”
I said “It’s for the taxi home …
… I spent all my money on Stella!”
