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Jokes-Tips-Advice Go into your local charity shop, share a story, shed a tear and then see the look on their face when you tell them you’re not really the secret millionaire.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one.
Knowing it was me or him, I didn’t give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle.
Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot worse.
Mrs.Grylls reported me to the Police and I’m now facing a murder charge.