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Jokes-Tips-Advice My sister warned me the other day that the police are cracking down on illegal downloads and that I should delete all my songs just in case.
Yeah, if the cops seize my P.C, illegally downloaded music’ll be the least of my worries.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and my son were stopped in the high street today by a woman and man from cancer research asking for donations.
“I don’t have much money,” I said.
“Just give what you can go without,” they replied.
“Okay then,” I said, “son, meet your new parents.”