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Jokes-Tips-Advice I bought a new book today called “How to end your pet’s life with dignity”
Even after I’d read it, I just couldn’t put it down.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My sister walked in with a smile on her face holding hands with some bloke she had just met.
She said, “Guess what mum, my date didn’t show up but it turned out for the best.”
My mum asked, “Oh that’s nice hun, who’s the lucky guy?”
I said, “The one that didn’t show.”