Jokes-Tips-Advice I was watching TV with the wife in the lounge. I could hear my daughters making a right racket in their bedroom. I shouted, “Knock it off! Don’t make me come, down there”. My wife turned to me and said “They’re upstairs dear”, I think she misunderstood what i was threatening them with.
Jokes-Tips-Advice A little boy comes running into the house and says, “Mummy, can little girls have babies?”
His mum replies, “No, of course not.”
The little boy runs back outside and yells, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”