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Jokes-Tips-Advice My son turned round earlier and said I’m the most uncool dad on the planet.
I’ve spent the last two hours trying to think of a groovy response.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A guy came into my shop wanting 10 bees to make his own honey.
I put them in a jar, and he said, “There are 11 in here mate.”
I said, “I know, one’s a freebie”