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Jokes-Tips-Advice When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies” he responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” she asked.
“Yes, three males and two Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell?”
He replied, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”