Jokes-Tips-Advice A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barman says, “Why the long face?”
Observing closely from the other side of the bar, I realised my LSD addiction had gone too far.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My son was misbehaving in a shop the other day when me and the wife took him shopping, so I slapped him hard across the back of the legs and told him he had been very naughty.
The wife said “You shouldn’t do that you know.”
“Why not?” I replied, “He’s my son.”
“Because he’s 24.”
