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Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate came up to me and started showing off his new iPhone 4S.
“Oi mate, can your phone do this?” He asked, “Redtube.” He said, and the iPhone instantly went onto Redtube.
“No,” I replied, rolling my eyes.
“Haha! I’ve just downloaded a new app” He said gleefully.
My phone vibrated and 100 text messages came through all at once saying, ‘Can your phone do this?’
“Look mate, I know I’ve got a Nokia 3310, but can your phone do this?”
And with that, I launched it into his face knocking him clean out.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was telling my young son the story of the Billy Goats Gruff when he said, “He must be a rubbish troll if he just lives under a bridge scaring goats. I bet he doesn’t even have an internet connection.”