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Jokes-Tips-Advice I hope my new book does well.
It’s called “How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly long descriptions and explanations.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I remember when I was a kid, I was at a family dinner.
There was this huge chocolate cake for afters.
I couldn’t take my eyes off it.
My Grandad saw me and said, “go on, no-one’s looking.”
I said, “are you sure?”
“Course I’m sure,” he replied.
So I whacked him in the mouth.