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Jokes-Tips-Advice During my volcano expedition I had to avoid stepping on the lava at all costs.
Until mum came in, and said to stop pretending that the carpet is molten rock and to put the cushions away.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate must be the fattest and greediest git on the planet.
I went into a restaurant with him the other day and after looking at the menu for a couple of minutes he handed it back to the waiter and said “OK”.