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Jokes-Tips-Advice As we drove past an elderly couple walking a Labrador earlier, my girlfriend said to me:
“Isn’t it weird, ever since we have had a dog, I now always notice lots of dogs when we’re out”
I said, “I know exactly what you mean, ever since I’ve had a girlfriend, I now notice lots of girls when we’re out!”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend insisted on going to the art gallery so I went along with it and after an hour looking at pictures I called her over and said, “What about this one?”
“Are you serious?”
“Yeah, it’s the best one I’ve seen yet.”
“If you don’t want to be here, then leave.”
“When did I say that?”
“When you called me over to look at the EXIT sign.”