Jokes-Tips-Advice A feller was sitting on a park bench eating his lunch when an old lady with a poodle walked up.
The dog was pestering the guy for some food, so he asks the old lady, “Is it ok if I throw him a bit?”
She says, “Sure, go ahead.”
The feller grabbed the dog by the neck and chucked it over the hedge.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve recently developed a belief in Feng Shui.
The Jeremy Kyle show was on and I turned the TV to face the wall and felt a lot happier.