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Jokes-Tips-Advice I went into my local Indian restaurant, ‘10.95 eat whatever you like’.
I sat down and said, “I like pizza”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A man gets stranded on a mysterious island where he comes across a stranger.
Slightly worried he asks the stranger “are there any cannibals on this island?”
At which the stranger replies “no, no ,no don’t worry there aren’t any cannibals here…..
I ate the last one”