Metro Headline this week: “MONKEYS COULD BE TRAINED TO SIT TODAYS A LEVELS”
Ok, this might be new to me – but how many monkeys are there in the world who can read and write, discounting the Jackson family?
More to the point, even if said monkeys *could* read and write, I’d love to see one try and interpret Shakespeare.
So no, Metro, A monkey couldn’t.
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