animals-insects

Jokes-Tips-Advice The farmer next to me made a huge wooden crossing for his field but couldn’t remember where he’d put it.
He lost it, big stile.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”
“Ask your mother,” he replied.
“I did,” the kid said. “But I don’t think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket.”
“Hmmmm,” chuckled his dad. “That’s about the size of it…”