Jokes-Tips-Advice News: “The Tate Modern has removed a nude photo of actress Brooke Shields aged 10 from its new exhibition over fears it will be a gathering place for paedophiles”.
Okay guys I’m sorry but the minibuses wont be picking you all up now, your 5 deposit will be returned in the post shortly.
Jokes-Tips-Advice “If we don’t receive 30million in donations over the phone by 2am then kids all over the world will suffer.”
No, not Children in Need, I’ve rounded up a few friends over the internet and we’ve begun taking hostages.
