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Jokes-Tips-Advice I was holding on to our new born baby a little too much recently. My missus told me to put him down. I think saying “you’re small, ugly and smell” wasn’t quite what she meant.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Mummy, where do babies come from?”
“Well, daddies make sperm and put it inside mummies.”
“Do mummies eat it?”
“Only if they want new shoes.”