Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend thought I had some real cheek to go up to her Mum and say, “Do my fingers smell of fish?”
To which she replied, cowering away, “No, I don’t think so”.
“I thought just as much” I replied. “Now go and get me some Birdseye instead of this Aldi rubbish”.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I realised I was getting old the other day when my hairdresser spent more time on shaving my ears and eyebrows than she did on shaving my head.
