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Jokes-Tips-Advice I regret marrying a Himalayan cattle herder.
All she ever does is complain about how homesick she is.
“Yak, yak, yak.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said to me the other day, I would love to travel around the world
I said look sweetheart, hopes and dreams are only satans way of distracting you from making dinner. now get back in the kitchen.