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Jokes-Tips-Advice The other week I went to a National Birds of Prey centre and saw a variety of hawks, eagles and owls.When we left my girlfriend asked me which bird was my favourite.
I said “The one with the mini skirt and nice cleavage”
I’m now single

Jokes-Tips-Advice When’s my Dolmio day?
When I lose the ability to open a tin of chopped tomatoes and crush some garlic.