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Jokes-Tips-Advice My exercise instructor gave a demonstration on how to lose weight.
I don’t think he showed all the exercises though.
He skipped quite a lot.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Two Irish blokes walk into a pub.
“How many should we have this time?” asks the first one.
“Remember last time we were in here we had four and we didn’t finish the last one.”
“Don’t worry, this time we’ll get only three. Hey barman, three bags of crisps and twenty pints of Guinness please!”