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Jokes-Tips-Advice My Dad had just come back from America, I met him at the airport and he said, “I picked you this up from the plane, its one of them iPads”
I was amazed and so happy, until he handed me a bag and said, “you know they go over your eyes and help you sleep”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Me and my mate came out of a shop earlier,to be greeted by a dog tied up that started barking at us.
“Thats an ugly looking thing” my mate started,”what type of dog is that?” he asked.
“I’d say cross probably” I replied.
“How can you tell that?” he asked.
“Easy” I said,” I booted it on the way in”.