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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates...

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is...

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he’s the only one who can...

I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together...

Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think...

In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful waymark. Nicholson Baker

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness, and tied...

Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be enrolled. Thomas Andrew Bailey

I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. Robert Bakker