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Jokes-Tips-Advice Have you ever stepped on an oscillator? It hertz.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend tried an Ipad at weekend. Said it wouldnt fit in her knickers properly.
Iv told her to stick to tampax in future.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Coronation Street star Bill Roache: I’ve slept with 1000 women”
I don’t find that so amazing. I’m more surprised that he knows binary.

Jokes-Tips-Advice RIP Megavideo. We will mourn you for 72 minutes, wait 30 minutes, and then mourn you again.

Jokes-Tips-Advice BBC NEWS:
Chinese teenager ‘sells kidney to buy iPad and iPhone’ …. daft bastered he should have just done a survey!

Jokes-Tips-Advice They have internet on computers now?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Iphone 4: This Changes Everything. Again.
I think i liked it better when i could actually make a call

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sickipedia, bringing you 20 world cup jokes followed by an off-topic joke from a ginger.