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I hate women because they always know where things are. James Thurber

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. Mickey Mouse

I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency. Anonymous, French slogan

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. Dan Quayle, 9/18/90

For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle, 9/5/90

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Dan Quayle, 9/22/90

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year. Dan...

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it. Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

Public speaking is very easy. Dan Quayle, to reporters in 10/88

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. Anonymous, Graffito