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Jokes-Tips-Advice Animal rights activists never do more than one thing at a time. They don’t want to kill two birds with one stone.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I had a terrible first day running my new store, the stock flew off the shelves.
I should probably get bird cages for my pet shop.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sometimes when I cut my toe nails I like to leave them all over the room.
Just in case bugs need to use them as swords when they’re at war.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Before I dump my load into our pet dog, I like to reach around and bring him off first.
Pets at Home. Where pets come first

Jokes-Tips-Advice My pet wasp died today.
If anybody would like to pay their respects, the body will be in the cake shop window from 9am tomorrow.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I spotted a golden retriever this morning…
I’ve always prefered dalmations.

Jokes-Tips-Advice If you’re ever discussing facts about your Manx cat with anyone, remember, it’s all about the detail.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the farmer put pink cowboy hats on his chickens?
It was hen night.