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Jokes-Tips-Advice My grandad once killed a lion with one hand.
It had paws on its other legs though.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Earwigs: For people who can’t grow their own ear hair.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went to see Deaf Leopard today.
“Shout all you want, it won’t hear you!” Said the angry zoo keeper.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mum always told me that eating carrots would make me able to see in the dark
Which made the night my pet rabbit escaped and fell into the garbage disposal all the more crushing

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m a hunt saboteur…
I like to walk round the countryside shooting foxes.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a monkey that flies?
A hot air baboon.

Jokes-Tips-Advice BBC News- Body parts found in shark.
What else do they think a shark is made from?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the squirel scream?
Because somebody pinched his nuts