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Jokes-Tips-Advice I was reading my newspaper when my parrot said to me “Why are you staring at the carpet?”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he isn’t a chicken

Jokes-Tips-Advice Breaking News: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attacks Octopus Paul
I bet Paul saw this coming.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Difference between man and animals is that we don’t use our tongues to clean our genitals…….We have others do it for us.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went down to the new local shop which lets you trade in your beautiful winged insects in exchange for caucasian males.
Its called pretty Fly for a white guy

Jokes-Tips-Advice Wasps – The Pakis of the insect world!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Never realised how bad the wasp problem is in Africa.
Watching the Confderations cup it sounds like they are everywhere.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What is yellow and white, and throws itself off the edge of the dining table?
A lemming meringue.