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Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife told me to have the house spotless before she got home.
So I buried her dog Spot in the back garden.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I just heard about the trainer that survived an attack by a killer whale.
You can say what you like about child labour, but they make shoes to last.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can never understand these people that say a dog is ‘forever’
Even when it goes straight from the wok into the freezer it will only last 3 weeks max.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What comes in buckets?
Elephants

Jokes-Tips-Advice I left school with 2 A levels. One in Biology and one in metalwork. Ever since then I’ve been looking for a cat that needed welding.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What goes “clip”?
A one legged horse.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A Poultrygeist.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call an alligator who trades on the stock market?
An investigator.