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Jokes-Tips-Advice Daily Mirror: Shark Widow: My Agony
With all due respect love, you weren’t the one who was chewed up and eaten alive by Jaws.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Definition of we know what you are up to
Katie Price seen in deep conversation with Kate and Gerry McCann about her upcoming family holiday to Portugal

Jokes-Tips-Advice Amy Winehouse is dead?
No.. Wait.. Its just a neglected horse.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My pets are very well trained. I throw a ball for my dog and shout “Catch it”. Bruno leaps into the air and catches the ball.
Meanwhile, Tiddles lays one out in her litter tray!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My new girlfriend was cooking with the meat I got her when she started going off on one, “I haven’t seen my cat for hours, he never goes out.” She said frantically, running around kicking and screaming.
I think she’s making a meal of it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just seen a midget driving a crane
I hope the R.S.P.B don’t find out, he might get charged with avian cruelty!

Jokes-Tips-Advice A termite lands on a fly.
The fly says;
“Are you a termite”
The termite replies;
“I mite be”.
“That’s the stupidest pun I’ve ever heard”
“Give me a chance man, I just came up with it on the fly”

Jokes-Tips-Advice A lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.