iamaproductofme

Jokes-Tips-Advice My pet centipede died this morning.
I’m really sad, but he was on his last legs.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “I like your black and white skin, I like your great big udder, but most of all.
I like the way you moo”!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky 3, weekdays, at 11am ‘Dogs with jobs’
Talk about kicking the unemployed when they’re down!

Jokes-Tips-Advice I hate jokes.
I’ve felt that way ever since my fat mother-in-law went to the West Indies of her own accord.
And brought back a dog with no nose.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My brother has been off work on full pay for a month now after a cow knocked him off his stool.
He’s been milking it for all it’s worth.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Road accidents involving moose have risen by 20% this year in Sweden.
I’m not surprised, how can you control a car with a hoof?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just found out my cow and goat have been dating.
They are in a stable relationship.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The hardest part of owning a dog is telling him he’s adopted.