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Jokes-Tips-Advice I think my goldfish is incontinent.
His bowl floweth over.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a cat”
“How long have you felt like this?”
“Since I was kitten”

Jokes-Tips-Advice An animal rights protestor came up to me and asked if i liked animals
Only Roasted

Jokes-Tips-Advice My pet tarantula has a deformed back & real problems walking.
I fear it might have spider bifida.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was talking to a navy seal earlier.
I couldn’t understand why it was that colour…

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend said she loves me dearly, so I attacked with a pair of antlers and mounted her.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The vet’s amputation ward went into lockdown yesterday.
The entire wing was cut off.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Speaking about the mysterious blackbird incident last week, one resident said: ‘Millions, millions fly over every night. You look up at the sky and it’s just black.”
As opposed to every other night when the night sky is bright green.