iamaproductofme

Jokes-Tips-Advice Men are like dog whistles……
Blow and we’ll come.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Lionel Ritchie was recently given a lifetime ban from Sea World.
He was caught dancing on the sea lions.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife just called me a dog.
I feel like fetching a stick and beating…Hang on.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Paedophiles ruin it for innocent van drivers who really DID lose their dog.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Really sad about my dalmatian dying, oh well, at least the house is spotless now.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What separates us from the animals??…. Fences

Jokes-Tips-Advice wasn’t allowed to join the x men because they said i needed more than just my bear hands !!!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife’s ran off with a giraffe…
I probably shouldn’t have mentioned that they have a 21 inch tongue.