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Jokes-Tips-Advice My dog likes it when I speak on his behalf.
Yes he does! Yes he does

Jokes-Tips-Advice A dolphin will jump out of the water for a piece of fish……….
imagine what he’d do for some chips!?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why are the slender protuberances from eukaryotic cells more comical than the flagella found on prokaryotic cells? Because the former are cilia! (In reality, they are not “sillier” and are, if anything, more motile due to sinosoidal undulations!!).

Jokes-Tips-Advice I bought a German Shephard the other day to protect my home from burglars…
He isn’t very good though, I got burgled last night while he was flocking the sheep.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I love feeding stray cats…..
To my dog.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My friend has a pet German Shepherd. Every time I visit him, it puts its face straight into my groin.
I have a Yorkshire Terrier and all this kneeling down is killing my back.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What does a perverted frog say?
Rubbit.

Jokes-Tips-Advice For a cow, spilled milk is a serious medical condition and it’s perfectly normal to cry.