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Jokes-Tips-Advice Whats worse than waking up with a lot of pubic hair stuck between your teeth?
Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth..
I thought the worst thing was waking up with skid marks on your tongue?
Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Amblyopsidae, which are commonly referred to as cavefish, blindfish, or swampfish. They are small freshwater fish found in the dark environments of swamps, caves, and some deep lakes. They are known for having no eyesight.
I found one and named it fsh.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Chickens have such a hightened panic reflex that even after their heads have been cut off their first reaction is to run away.
Just remind me again; who invented the guillotine?
Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky Sports: “McCarthy loving Wolves life”
That’s all well and good, but shouldn’t he be focusing on pre-season training rather than running in packs and howling at the moon?
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was trying to learn dolphin the other day
I was finding it really tough
Then it just clicked
Jokes-Tips-Advice Our dog is ‘in season’ apparently.
Why the wife insists her being the height of fashion, I’ll never know.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife was going away for the weekend, and as she left she kissed me on the cheek and said: “Be Good”.
As she closed the door, I chuckled under my breath; “While the cats away, the mice can play.”
I spent all weekend playing with my pet mice. It was lovely.