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Jokes-Tips-Advice I was talking to a Barn Owl last night when I happened to mention that I had just got engaged.
“You twit. To Who??, He said

Jokes-Tips-Advice what’s the best thing about having a black man in the whitehouse?
one less mugger on the streets…

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve been trying to breed male rabbits for racing.
I’ll do anything to make a fast buck.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My neighbour’s chocolate labrador really confused me.
It tasted of chicken.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A goldfish swims into a bar. The barman says, “Why the long faeces?”

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a whale with no legs?
A whale

Jokes-Tips-Advice Meant to shake my Etch-A-Sketch, but accidentally grabbed the ant farm.
Ants are now busy planning a disaster relief telethon.

Jokes-Tips-Advice You can’t out run, out climb or out swim a bear.
So always go into the woods with someone you can out run, out climb and out swim.