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Jokes-Tips-Advice Has anyone else realized that when you run into a spiderweb you suddenly turn into a ninja?

Jokes-Tips-Advice So, a cat and a dog go into a Chinese takeaway…
Not all of them, obviously. They also use pork and chicken.

Jokes-Tips-Advice If seal is broken… Please inform the zoo keeper.

Jokes-Tips-Advice An Elephant came up to me and started speaking nonsense
I said “I can’t listen to this mumbo, jumbo”

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call the red mushy stuff under a elephants feet?
Slow natives.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I cant help but feel sorry for those dying souls floating around in that putrid horrible infected water!
Poor rats!!

Jokes-Tips-Advice I recently bought an elephant, So I could scare my wife with it when she gets home.
I’ve got the elephant of surprise.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just bought a new pet stone.
It rocks!!!