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Jokes-Tips-Advice Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in the bath the other day and I thought, are ducks even yellow?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sorry Polar Bears, survival of the fittest and all that.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A Baptist missionary in Africa was just walking when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.
“Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank thee for the meal which I am about to enjoy”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Give a man a fish,
and he will probably raise several questions about your mental well being.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Zebras are serious animals.
They’re very black and white about things.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Life insurance for cats Offer.
Buy 2, get 7 free.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Thought I saw Batman’s shadow in our house earlier..
Turns out our German Sheppard was sat at the top of the stairs