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Jokes-Tips-Advice I won a rabbit at the fair once,
but it drowned in the bag before I got it home.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Either-or,” said the confused donkey.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What does a toothless budgie do?
Succeeds

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have a great idea for next year’s new year celebrations. I’m going to put 20 dogs in one of the London eye’s pods and watch the fireworks go off.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just bought a new pair of boxer shorts.
I spoil that dog something rotten.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Dad where’s the cat?”
“Eat your soup darling”

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

Jokes-Tips-Advice BBC News: ‘New Mini-Species of Tiger discovered!’
So just a cat, then?