iamaproductofme

Jokes-Tips-Advice Is it more offensive telling my black friend that she smells like my dog, or telling my dog she smells like a black person?

Jokes-Tips-Advice PIGS. Avoid having your head on a dinner table by not eating whole apples.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Researchers said today ….. ‘Chimpanzees deal with death like humans’
What a load of twaddle……..
I’ve never seen a chimpanzee post a dead human joke on Sickipedia yet!

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you get if you put a zebra in a washing machine?
A donkey.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Grab your goat,
Ewe’ve pulled.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sometimes when i’m bored, I like to ring the owner of a missing animal to let them know i can’t find it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky Sports News, ‘Cats close on Korean’…
Haha, revenge!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just been to a seminar discussing mythical Welsh creatures.
It didn’t half drag on.