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Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve forgotten the name of my homing pigeon..
But I’m sure it will come back to me.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Say ‘No!’ to animals in Circuses.
And, if that doesn’t work, beat them and smack them with your whip so they’ll know who’s boss!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Turned on my SatNav and it said ‘Bear Left’ and there was the zoo. How good is that?

Jokes-Tips-Advice If I get my cat chipped, does that mean it can eat dog food?

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do ya get when you cross a road with a chicken?
Questioned

Jokes-Tips-Advice In a fight between me and a hedgehog I think it would be close, but he’d win on points.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What are we going to get our kids now the go go hamsters are said to have cancerous toxins in them?
If only there was something hamster like that moved about, we could even put it in a ball to run around the front room and at night it could sleep in a cage.
If only…

Jokes-Tips-Advice I hear the police have set up a hot dog stand outside their station in Nottingham?
Haven’t they got anything better to do?