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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I...

You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total disregard for the wellbeing of others....

I ask, Who are the militia They consist now of the whole people, except for a few public officers. George...

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last. John Masefield

A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact that many men and women are...

Profits are like breathing. You have to have them. But who would stay alive just to breathe Maurice Mascaranhas

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. Julius Henry Marx

Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists life would be one long Congressional...

Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which mirrors the trees, the sky and...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason