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Jokes-Tips-Advice I bought a dog the other day and they told me it was a pedigree.
When I got it home, I wasn’t sure if it was a 100% pedigree dog, so I asked for other people’s opinions they all said the same, they were not sure.
So, I took it back to the pet shop and it turns out it’s a borderline collie.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My dad’s tall and my mum’s small, I am medium. My dad’s black and my mum’s white, I’m half caste. My dad’s muscley and my mum’s skinny, I am average. My dad’s male and my mum’s female, I’m now very worried.