Jokes-Tips-Advice I approached a girl in a bar and told her she was one in a million. “Thanks” she said “That’s very sweet of you!” “Oh” I said “It’s not a compliment. I just can’t imagine that there are 999,999 uglier people.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper. I read one this morning. It said, “Whats the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary?”
“Morning Sickness.”