Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve been preparing for this date for hours- dressing in my smartest clothes, combing my hair…
I don’t know why I’ve made it such a big deal really, It’s just a fruit.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Women’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:
“Eeww! That’s horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this.”
Men’s first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:
“Hmmm… Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?”
