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Jokes-Tips-Advice The Wife asked me last night, “how would you judge the success of a Man?”
So of course I said “by the amount of Women he’s banged”
Then she said “how would you judge the success of a Woman?”
“Well of course by how many sandwiches she’s made”
I’m sleeping on the sofa tonight….

Jokes-Tips-Advice Am I the only one getting annoyed with all these jokes that relate directly to Sickipedia that become so popular? These jokes don’t work in the real world. Try telling a joke about data latency being too high after an awesome paedophile joke to all your friends at the pub. Your friends will hate you and you’ll be lonely and you’ll kill yourself. Let’s get back to the actual sick jokes, people.