Jokes-Tips-Advice Supermarkets say, they are doing their best to stop obesity.
If that was true they would have only made the biscuit isle a foot wide.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I looked after my gran’s place while she was away.
She came back today and rang me up: “Why is the cat in the birdcage and where is the budgie?”
I said, “Technically speaking gran, the budgie’s still in the cage.”
